I wanted to share some of the moments that make me chuckle during everyday life and times of the skeaters :)
(It is the morning, we are getting ready to leave for work/uni, general chaos)
Peter: Ok, I'm going to get dressed, you alright with the baby for a minute
Me: Sure sure just be quick so I can finish getting ready
Peter: OK
(20 minutes later, Peter waltzes it in his pyjamas)
Peter: Holly, look at this thing I've been doing (my memory has erased exactly what it was, probably shaving a llama or similar)
Me: WHY AREN'T YOU DRESSED???
Peter: (sheepish) I got distracted....
(this may only be funny if you know peter)
(Planning for Issy's party, we're both feeling slightly overwhelmed at the housework we need to fit in, so we make a to do list.)
Peter: Right, so at most this list of stuff should take about this long, and we've got more than this long to do it, we should be fine!
Me: yeah, it's really good :D
(pause)
Peter: So, I'm going to go and get those speakers sorted now then!
(the speakers are not on the list, nor have they been mentioned all morning)
Me: *head on table*
Or, my personal favourite...
(Issy has just had an enormous poo, and there is a lot of mess on her clothes. I am trying to clean the worst off in the bathroom and Peter is watching Issy)
Peter: You're so lovely holly, I don't compliment you enough
Me: mmhmm
Peter: No really, There's some parts of you I never compliment
Me: right
Peter: Like your calves, look at your calves, they're all lovely and...
Me: PETER STOP BEING AMOROUS I AM TRYING TO CLEAN UP SHIT